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:: Friday, January 16, 2004 ::

Average Jane



I had posted, a while back, that the producers of Average Joe should do an Average Jane. I thought it would be great to get Dennis to be the 'center of attention.'

Apparently the producers thought Average Jane should star Adam. I can't really disagree with that.

Feel like Adam is perfect for you? Or that you're perfect for him? Then go
apply to appear on Average Joe 3: Adam Returns.
:: Peter 1/16/2004 04:55:00 PM [+] ::
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:: Wednesday, January 14, 2004 ::

What, Michael Jackson wasn't available?



It was inevitable for Rocky to be transferred to the stage. After all, what's more Broadway than Stallone? Ok, the film won a lot of awards and is one of the greatest boxing movies ever made...especially since I can't really picture Raging Bull as a musical.

Yes, a musical Rocky...

"Adrien! Adrien!" As an 11-o'clock number? Shiver.

And you have to think they'll work a Broadway version of "Eye of the Tiger" in there somewhere, despite it not appearing in the original movie.

Who, the producers must have sat there thinking, should we hire to write the score for the "Italian Stallion"?

I'd've loved to have been at the brainstorming session which led to this:

R. Kelly.

Yes, that's right. R. Kelly. Why do I think at least one of the producers has a child who watched Space Jam one too many times.

"Let's hire the Michael Jordan song guy!" He must have shouted out after the 16th latte.

"Didn't he get arrested for something?" The maintenance man might have volunteered.

"No, that's Michael Jackson." Latte-boy would have responded.

And so...

Rocky: The Musical.

Where Adrien is, apparently, going to be played by a 15 year old.

Just a thought.
:: Peter 1/14/2004 04:03:00 PM [+] ::
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:: Tuesday, January 13, 2004 ::

Elmo, Anyone?



It's not all politics at NealzNuze, the Boortz blog:

There's also NSFW Elmo. Yes, really. Though you might have to look really really closely:

"Look behind the box just behind Elmo's left hand"
:: Peter 1/13/2004 08:53:00 AM [+] ::
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:: Monday, January 12, 2004 ::

Average Joe Hawaii



Well...1) stop serenading

and

2) pick the pile of crap? I'm sorry, what did you just ask? Did you just make Larissa picture holding a pile of crap? No, really...you did?

Still the third date to go...
:: Peter 1/12/2004 10:42:00 PM [+] ::
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